Three revelations that came to me whilst bike-riding.
1. I am the Ashley Spinelli of real life. No further explanation needed here.
2. Remember how Nickelodeon had that Rugrats special “All Growed Up,” which later became its own series? I’m convinced that they are waiting a few more years for America to become more tolerant, so that they can release their Rocket Power grown up special—Rocket Power: BLAST OFF—Reggie Rocket’s Coming Out Special.
3. I am never going to Front Street again because it is full of Debs, Tabithas, Felicias and MOST of all GRENADES. Front Street is like the Marden’s of girls. When you finally find something good, it’s water damaged. I once saw like 3/4 of a hot girl there once—besides of course the beautiful ladies that go there with me! So I’m gonna be a smart shopper from now on and BOYCOTT.
It’s national coming out day.
This day is meant to show support for people who feel as though they can’t come out. I just feel depressed.
I am in the mood to watch Across the Universe. Or Garden State.
I’m a BEAST
I always kind of wanted to be on The Real World…
I think I am too old now, though.
I swear my tumblr won’t be all Becky Hammon forever.
I can’t believe people are making such a goddamned fuss about this. ”What will we do if they let a trans guy on TV? Oh no!” Seriously people. Grow up. Chris Brown is on TV and he beat the shit out of a woman. And Chaz shouldn’t be on TV because *GASP*, he might actually HELP people come to terms with their own gender dysphoria? Or little children might just see him as a man, like he is? This opinion column is downright terrible. It scares me that this person is a doctor of psychology. Chaz is much more of a man than this jerk will ever be.
